Horton Hears a Girl!!

One of the best things about the location of our dorm rooms is the live music. Right across from us, in Horton, a very excellent band jams in their room on numerous occasions. They leave their window open, letting their smashing rock renditions float down to our ears. Today, Kendall and I decided to find out exactly what room it was coming from. We bravely entered Horton and headed to the North end, the side closer to our dorm. Our naivety proved to be our downfall. Unknowingly, we stumbled upon a guys' hall. We realized this when it was too late, and found ourselves trapped between a wall and a very angry male! He proceeded to reprimand us for being there and told us in no uncertain terms to exit the premises. We hurriedly followed his advice, trailing apologies and excuses behind us. Once out of sight and hearing, we burst into nervous laughter. So needless to say, Horton (which we already disliked for the stereotype of being the rich kids) proved itself to be a very unwelcoming place. We will be sending hate mail soon.

-Jojo