By: Kelsey 'Jojo' Osterman
My friends and I want to be the first females to live in Emerson. Yes, that's right. I know what you're thinking: "That's crazy and the dumbest idea I've ever heard!" Maybe. But hear me out. Here are some of the benefits:
Brenna Peirson:The Mom Figure
-Brings oranges and juice boxes to sporting events
-Mends socks or other torn clothing
-Decorates and likes cleaning other people's rooms (makes your room look nice and smell good: think how the chicks will admire you when your room doesn't smell like a boy's locker room)
-Snow White complex: taking care of her boys
Kendall Robins: The Foxy Cousin
-Bakes delicious treats and cooks wonderful pasta
-Likes washing dishes
-Likes vacuuming
-Plays video games (Halo, Guitar Hero) and guitar (jam sessions)
Kelsey Osterman: The Little Sister (no annoying included)
-Perfectly ok with being picked on (in moderation) and loves being sarcastic
-Will look up to you (literally) and admire your accomplishments
-Loves doing laundry
-Always up for some sports action with her bros
As a combined group:
-We own blacklights and strobes...enough said
-Spontaneous Disney numbers (in a gender inclusive way)
-We believe in nerf wars whenever possible
-Always willing to get rid of that one chick who keeps stalking you creepily
-We can all knit/crochet toasty warm clothing items
-Super big fans of hugs
Think about it. It could work.
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